I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.
If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.
you shouldnt do this
you shouldnt do that
SHOULDNT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
The Every Occasion Card
Have a shitty motherfucking baby
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen
BEING CALLED CUTE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WOW ANYONE WHOSE EVER CALLED ME CUTE THANK U SUNSHINE KISSES TO U I LOVE U